Jesus tapdancing Christ, Deadspin; the guy was asked a question and he answered it with effusive praise for Heyward, whom I daresay he knows a bit better than you or I do, and provided a charitable theory for why Heyward would prefer the Cubs (other than the real reason which was “Star Wars money in 2018”), and you…

Do you think Goodell actually says “Bring out the Gimp.” when they need Peter King’s services or does he merely think it?

I have never been able to menally separate American Apparel from Urban Outfitters. Is this the one with the really gross, porny ads?

This is a bit disingenuous. de Aza right now is their fourth biggest move of the offseason, behind the signing of Asdrubel Cabrera, the trade for Neil Walker and the resigning of Colon. Also, Murphy is not a very good baseball player all told (Walker is certainly better than he is, and even that only became the move…

A picture of the proposed fire pit:

It’s pretty obvious he was pissed about a team with one loss being called undefeated. No one understands that meme at all, so I can see why he got so angry.

The first thing they need to do is get him off of the metric system.

welcome to your mumblemumble

He is the worst at speaking words with his mouth in all the world.

I couldn’t focus on enjoying Howard’s pain because I was too busy plotting ways to sneak into Kenny Smith’s house and murder him.

White Dude: Damn, that’s cold.

I don’t know, that looks pretty good by Kobe’s standards. He hit at least one out of five there.

Extraordinary Kinja.

“I’m not trying to insult gay people, I’m trying to insult this guy by calling him gay.”

The words expressed... were NOT meant to offend anyone.

No. Football is about grace and supporting are troops. It is not about violence or intentionally hitting fellow players.

When you casually talking about where to eat and all your friends agree upon Applebee’s

No, it's not trolling.