So you might as well call it the ‘American Civil War Cup’

Ah, to hear a multimillionaire express his anger at unpaid labor... he’ll make that locker room great again for sure.

Wait- on average, they score more points than they give up. Wouldn’t 3-7 just be explained by bad luck? Someone calculate the Pythagorean whatever for me.

Tuberville tells fan to ‘get a [profession that relies on unpaid labor]!’

Welllll that doesn’t seem right. Sorry, man. Let’s call Terry Bolea.

How are you in the grey

It’s turtles all the way down

You’re gonna keep doing that ... thing you did with gawker. Why? It doesn’t advance the discussion or contribute a new idea.

The real part meant she was Jesus’s great great great niece or something.

Could’ve been if the accident will.

Maybe Roberts should’ve majored in sports

I’m surprised in the age of metrics that this took so long to evolve, and also that it wasn’t Joe Maddon leading the charge. Or maybe he was doing something in Tampa Bay that escaped my attention- it wouldn’t have been hard.

Marjanovic is no Milankovic when it comes to crunching the numbers.

I agree with you. Every time she denies that the game is “100% rigged” she follows it up with some requisite platitudes for the downtrodden and talk of need for change. I’m impressed she even did that much in front of the crowd she faced. Bravo Hill.

That’s part of the joke, dude.

I was happy with the first one too, but alas my dream of a ‘good kinja’ comment from one of the Big Guys remains unfulfilled.

Yeah, you’re into the law of cosines- JJ co-signs mortgages on mansions, brah

Oh, so you don’t believe in the kids and there hard work. ‘Sure, JJ Watt can do it but not DC kids’ well look at Lebron. He didn’t need college to be smart enough to win championships without the triangle offense or any triangle for that matter!

‘After a 28-pitch fourth, he stabilized, got his curve to level out...’

‘going 26-23 since August 20'