The Cavaliers superstar, whose personal charity raises money for and distribute to educational programs

And Wheeler was supposed to be a late season boost, but a stitch failed to dissolve and on and on.

At least cespedes didn’t look bad for not legging this one out.

um ^^

Shit, I think I forgot to lock my car.

I’m late to your post and in the greys, so perhaps this will go unread. Oh well- I’m a bit of a germaphobe, and I’m well aware that one thing that someone who does NOT was their hands will immediately touch after wiping is...the lock. So if it’s a door that can be pushed open without a turning handle, I’ll just piss…

Not to be confused with seek the hide

I guess there’s always room to knock his defense, unwillingness to alter his playing style, and inability to entice free agents to make a super team. Gotta wonder what it would've been like if he stayed in Denver, right?

I would be beyond overjoyed with his career after being a freshman college champ and 3rd pick, 3 time gold medalist, scoring champ, et cetera. My point, though, is that the emotion he showed winning another gold may in some way be affected by a less successful than hoped NBA career, as measured by himself.

You’re missing the point. I’m not one of these ‘count the ringzzzz!’ guys. But what has Melo really had in his career to feel triumphant about, other than Syracuse and the Olympics? Melo is all time great, but damn, he must feel like the league passed him by. It's tough getting old without the results justifying the…

And I’m sure he gets nice and weepy every time he secures the seventh seed.

The real Melo answer: ‘Fuck, this feels great. Winning, you call it? I think I remember that from college.’

You kept this one short. Probably for the best for.

‘1.3 million tickets for the opening ceremony remain unsold.’

A bold and fantastical prediction that no one will remember if false. Stugotz of the day.

You're looking at it

Well done, sir. We mets fans are so butthurt.

Your flow chart work deserves a gift bag.

You’re getting crushed here, but I know what you mean. Dan LeBatard mentioned the field goal as similarly absurd to decide a football game. They’ve been bashing each others’ brains out for 60 minutes, so let’s let a tiny soccer player kick the oblong thing to see who the better team of bashers is.

Please keep this up