I just googled Is Dave Thomas of Wendy’s a bad person and nothing came up. In fact, most of the stuff was positive.

They also introduced the new 2019 junior-sized frosty collector series cups.

And roasted onions, bowls of brown, lamprey pie, roast swan, 

If there’s one thing GRRM knows about, it’s salty beef.

Game of Thrones: The Easy Paycheck

They look so... old... How did they age since I know, for a fact, I certainly haven’t aged!

He looks so Mellon Collie

I knew that Charlie Brown was up to no good.  I just knew it.

Here’s a picture of one of the vandals.

Isn’t that how we got Grover Norquist?

Some of the highlights I’ve heard:

...organizers of an “Apple Day” celebration in Manchester, England banned apple bobbing over sanitary fears, and instead, handed out chopsticks...

I always wondered what the world of prehistorical Westerosi high society was like, and what they ate at banquets.

You mean this?

Mocking Melania is fine.

Counterpoint: Slenderman being “no-go” because some insane children decided to take him way too seriously (or were flat out mentally deranged) is not at all cool. He’s a monster story. Just let people have that. He’s not politically charged like every other costume here, and I refuse to let him be ruined by two…

Shouldn’t a Melania mask also be an illegal alien mask? Genius visa my ass!

If they would only stop telling me about how awesome veganism is, and how horrible I am for eating living creatures, long enough for me to tell them I don’t care what they eat and they shouldn’t care what I eat, this would not be a problem.

Madea Goes Someplace Cheap

That got way too British way too fast.