Where does it say his assault/abuse victim(s) was a kid?

was the sexual assault also in a Burger King bathroom? Because I have an idea who this “Curtis Brooner” really is

I’m not taking Brooner’s side, but I fail to see how a twenty-odd year old sexual assault conviction is relevant to this matter...

This is Evil Us

God, Get Out was a good movie but it was a long ways away from a "masterpiece".

I'd hazard a 10-paragraph verbal orgasm.

I would have related to the sketch a lot better, had it been about the music of Scott Joplin.

When I was a kid, a Clint Eastwood came with two mules AND a Sister Sara.

Generally when i think of “people who clutch pearls over a cow’s butt” i don’t think “radical liberals”.  Unless my mom has changed political affiliations recently.

It sounds like there are several reasons the place struggled, and likely one of those reasons was marketing that offended customers. No business owner has a right to be sheltered from those sorts of decisions.

“Ya see, black people win Oscars like this...”

Did you see the monkey?

Nice!

What, so you can get a high five?

He was jus lookin for Uranus.

Christopher Plummer’s an old man! He can only reshoot so many things!

Michigan’s new, inoffensive and inclusive state mascot

The government stepping in and saying you can’t say “girl or boy” is a bit too authoritarian for my taste. 

Glad to see my representatives hard at work solving the hard-hitting issues plaguing Michigan today.

All they have to say is “Barbie or Hot Wheels?” and not “girl or boy?” and this problem is solved.