And then we will trudge slowly onward, awaiting the next fleeting glimpse of something like brightness in our universe until that flash, too, will be revealed to be nothing new, yet we will clutch at such moments until we fall over, life extinguished, returned to dust, empty, meaningless.

How could this happen? They started like Romeo and Juliet but it ended in tragedy.

“I like firemen who are alive!”

This news is certain to make someone very happy.

Maybe he pulled back that hoodie and she got a good look at his face.

She’s going to pull a Trump and start mocking firemen who died on 9/11.

Maybe he finally pulled that hoodie back and realized he was banging and about to marry someone who looks like a tarted-up 12-year-old.

we can hope

Surprisingly not a deal breaker for me

I have trouble keeping track of these people. Is she the one who is a junkie?

Experts have been warning for years that Big Dick Energy is a non-renewable resource. Maybe now Pete Davidson will finally wake up and investigate solar and wind power.

Your mom saw it coming last night.

let’s hope no Rick and Morty fans show up

“Look into the eyes of a Porg and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the galaxy.”

What’s Andrew Dice Clay doing in this?

Does she take off her clothes in this film?  Asking for a friend...

Still not as good as Football to the Groin.

If this is in the comedy/musical category, I am cool with that. If she wins a GG in any other category this year over Toni Collette, I will riot.

supposing two carried it together?

It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.