demanded the agency evaluate “whether the ad discouraged the selection of fresh fruit.”

In America, crazy homeless people yell at you. In former Soviet Union, crazy American celebrities yell at homeless people. What a country!

She doesn’t look half bad for a 50 year old

She's a humanitarian like Ted Cruz Is a standup comedian. 

It’s possible the “Lindsay Lohan” we know now is actually a half-insane Jamie Lee Curtis still trapped in her body.

The American version of Daniella Westbrook – Markle Debacle, East Midlands, United Kingdom, 31 minutes ago

I love the bit in Freaky Friday where her mother yells to her “Make good choices!”

It's not a Meatball IF. THERE. IS. NO. G-DAMN.MEAT.

I would like to register my disappointment that you would show a clearly innocent person in the header image for your report. Police have already released a still from the security camera footage.

Here’s our first look at Not Tom Hardy as Rocketman’s Elton John

Presumably because they have big ass jars for decoration and leaving hundreds of dollar worth of merch in a big ass display is dumb.

because I don’t keep all of those ingredients at home and Hungry Jack is like a dollar.  I make pancakes once or twice a year

All I know is the film had better end with Taron Egerton’s Elton John doing his extended cameo in Kingsman 2, starring Taron Egerton.

One could say their whole elaborate plan... went up in smoke.

They don’t let him out because he’s really a patsy!  The real killer was Stephan King, hired by Nixon and Reagan to kill The King Of The Hippies.  Google it.

Also a good way to shoo off Billy Bob Thorton.

Always remember the 101st Fighting Idahos!

RalphMalphWiggum is now out of the running to direct Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3.

Sounds like kid showed up and said, “Gimmie some monies or I’ll tell everyone you touched me.” and she said No and Bourdain said, “Just pay him because if he goes public with this, true or not, you’re gonna get dragged through the mud and you aren’t bringing me down with you.” She paid, and since the shakedown worked…

He got to fuck Asia Argento AND make $380,000. And yet he complains about it. Some people are never satisfied.