I think she’s got a good heart.

Stan Lee moving in with a fat comic book fan? Where have I seen that before...

These slick Hollywood types need to stop destroying Chicago. They keep using the same streets in the Loop and River North. It’s time they started destroying Manhattan again.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

Moby’s idea of a meal is a kale and quinoa salad with kombucha served in a mason jar. No thanks, dweeb.

This is why you should always hit your children when they deserve it, be they 6, 7, or 67, and this old broad deserves it. She needs to grow up already.

I’d rather see a movie about Private Wojtek, seen here driving a supply truck to the front (emblazoned with his own logo):

Better start eating, kid.

These hoopleheads need to make up their loopy fuckin’ minds.

“recognizable characters”? RIP Bronn, Davos, Grey Worm, Tormund, the Hound, Jorah, and flaming sword guy.

“You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Have you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten ‘til you PISSED BLOOD!?

Mieeeeeeeerda.

When she goes down on him:

Mad Tv did it first, with Tickle Me Emo:

Was that Chewie bumping heads with a female Wookie? Is the Holiday Special canonical? That pretty much means Lumpy confirmed.

I guess you could say... This Is the Day.

That is some outfit, Chadwick. It makes you look like a homosexual.