“Say hello to my little friend!” - drops trou

If you want hipsters to dance to Bowie, “Modern Love”, “China Girl”, “Let’s Dance” from Let’s Dance.

The only “celebrity” I’ve ever seen on the CTA is former AV Club editor Keith Phipps back in 2011 or so.

La Vie En Rose Tico

“nubile breasts”? The art department really screwed up on that one. She’s flatter than the dialogue. Zing!

“My wife is a slut.”

An early script was leaked years ago. Rey was supposed to be a clone of Anakin Skywalker, a clone who looks nothing like him, and with different genitalia. Also the Asian chick was gonna be a double agent for the Empire or whatever they’re called now.

That’s a bloody outrage, it is!

Jimmy’ll have to speak up, she’s wearing a towel.

Here’s some dialogue for them:

Back in my day, the only thing we snorted up our noses was snuff. And cocaine. And we didn’t wear any darn prophylactics, or the Devil’s glove, as it was called in those days.  

So which Wire alum clogged the toilet? We can rule out Stringer, Omar, and McNutty, those guys can definitely afford a hotel, especially Idris Elba. Did the Senator Clay Davis take a huge “sheiiiiiiiit”? Did Bunk funk up the bathroom? We may never know...

Oh no, I’m not brave enough for politics.

Are they really “kids” though? When Ted was their age, he was fighting and dying in Vietnam. He saw his best friend’s head explode at Margaret Cho.

GET TO DA DOCTAH... for an annual checkup!

Maybe he and Dan Schneider can start their own children’s show, with animation and child actors. In fact, forget the animation.

Loopy fucking kuntt.

I’m beginning to think that Sean O’Neal was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.

Now do Classic Gas!