Rhymes with pie. Mmm... pie.

Also, RIP ElDan. It took 75 Federal Marshals to bring him down.

No Steven Snell? But Murphy had a good feeling about him.

Of course Yeardley Smith admires Lisa. Let’s just say it moved her... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

A few years ago, an airline made him pay for two seats on a flight. That should’ve been a wake-up call.

Could they even sell out Corgan’s tea shop at this point?

Lawsuit? How weak. Back in the good old days of the CCCP, these guys would’ve gone straight to the gulag. Lenin must be rolling over in his grave.

Too many Urkels on that team, that’s why their wins low.

Twin Peaks 2018:

Our production of Our American Cousin was derailed when some kid brought a gun to school and shot the principal in the back of the head.

Seems like Doug Jones lacks Sound and Vision. He should quit filmmaking and start A New Career in a New Town.

I guess you could say Mute is a... moot point.

Hmm, I don’t agree with his Simpsons characters policy, but I do approve of his Diet Dr. Pepper policy.

Great, kid! Don’t get cocky!

Beat them without mercy until they’re cured, or until I get off; whichever comes first.

To The Simpsons! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.