Maybe they’ll explain how Moe is somehow Italian/Dutch/Armenian with a Polish surname.

He’s gonna stop halfway through the debate and have a stilted conversation with the candidates about their mundane lives.

Fun fact: Neil Young used a photo from a Game Boy camera as an album cover.

The Velvet Underground needs to be used in Vietnam war soundtracks. It’s what all the hipster soldiers were listening to in the late 60's.

Our soldiers thumbs are much bigger and powerful than theirs, and our thumbs work!

More like George Soros. That shooting was a Chinese hoax, believe me.

Rolo Tomassi should have an expanded role in this adaptation. He was barely in the movie.

We finally get to see this scene:

That should apply to my cousin, Richie Incognito. We’re all a little worried about him.

Does Amy Adams have to choke a bitch?

I blame the Chinese. They’re flooding the market with cheaper, inferior guitars.

Simpsons did it!

Would this provide adequate sustenance for a Dr. Who marathon?

30 dollars? I think I’ll buy her non-union, Dollar Store equivalent, Laura Craft: Crypt Crawler.

Bob Costas had pink eye. Matt Lauer had his eye on the pink.

I have no right to be impressed, but that was actually quite good.

They should’ve cast Mila Kunis in the lead, as she speaks Russian and has a svelte ballerina body type.

Simpsons did it!

I’d sure like to hakuna her tatas.

He’s playing Eric the Alien. Eric! What kind of name is that for an alien, huh?