Unless you were born and raised in Chicago, you’re not a Chicagoan. This baby is a poser.

I don’t think I can listen to the whole thing. It’s a pretty big mixtape.

Le magique?! What the hell is that?!

Bundy looks more like Glenn Howerton. The filmmakers are all gonna pay the ultimate price for not casting him.

JG Levitt shoulda played Kylo Ren, not that hideous, barrel-chested hipster.

Chevy Chase once gave an awkward, uncomfortable performance in an airplane bathroom with Eartha Kitt.

Back in my day, Star Wars matinees were a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of Jimmy Carter on ‘em. “Gimme five Jimmies for a quarter,” you’d say. 

Ladies should watch out for loose Seal.

They shoulda cast the guy who plays the Mountain on Game of Thrones. That would be a smashing good fight.

If they could edit out Purple Hair, that would be great. Replace her with Admiral Akbar.

These Universal execs are a bunch of enormous schwanzstuckers, amirite? 

She was also the bass player for the first couple of Pogues albums. She was supposed to sing “Fairytale of New York” but left the band before they recorded it. Coincidentally, Kirsty MacColl also died young.  

Fawlty Towers. Season 1, 1975. Season 2, 1979.

She was only 12 in True Lies? The “ass like a ten year old boy” line makes sense now.

Fake news. She doesn’t look like his daughter at all. If it was Blair Williams, I’d believe it.

The judges also would’ve accepted “Zorro on doughnuts”.

I guess you could say the filmmakers have a... Sinister Purpose.  

ABC would do anything for Salinas.

He’s pining for the Nords.

“Seed, for lack of a better word, is a good thing.” - Masturbating Michael Douglas