Maybe they’ll give the Man in Black a name this time. There are some who call him... Essau

“A thriller set on a bomb-rigged Greyhound bus that doubles as a commentary on recidivism and the prison-industrial complex?”

There’s only one polka king, and that’s Gus Polinski. Very big in Sheboygan.

Chinese hoax, believe me. I’m, like, really smart and a stable genius.

“Someday a real rain will come and drain all this scum off the swamp.”

Enola? Gay name, bro.

Enola? Gay name, bro.

Stan Lee has been raping Bruno Kirby’s corpse for years.

Lana Del Rey is also being sued by Pepsi for saying her “pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”.

Doesn’t surprise me. Guy Ritchie never had any Pakis in his earlier films, even though London has a lot of them.

He should step down as Mayor of Gay Town.

“I am shocked at the deception.” - Chris Gaines

“I am shocked at the deception.” - Chris Gaines

I miss Talking Heads, and wish they would reunite. I also miss the honky tonks, Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens.

I heard Guillermo Del Toro went into an In-N-Out and ate everything in the In-N-Out and they had to close the In-N-Out.

I guess you could say those bikes have gone... incognito.

It was nice to see Catherine Zeta Jones and Supreme Leader Snoke up on stage.

Wow, Jake Johnson really let himself go.

Fargo seasons are better the further away from contemporary times they’re set, so a Prohibition era season would be nice.

*Spike Lee just tweeted Aaron Paul’s home address*