A rock band doing an acoustic show? Lame. I once saw Patrick Stickles make his guitar sound like bagpipes for “Battle of Hampton Roads”. I also once saw him play an acoustic show at a record store. He’s much better with a full band.

Perhaps Chevy Chase was right about this fellow.

Still a better name than Sheev “the Senate” Palpatine.

Would Billy Bob Thornton’s music publisher be so litigious?

I prefer sheriffs who don’t resign.

*Spike Lee just tweeted Paul Hogan’s home address*

They should really start rebooting more popular shows from the 80's and 90's. How about a new season of Cheers, where Sam Malone’s millennial nephew reopens Cheers as a trendy hipster faux dive bar. It could be a nice mix of new cast and old cast. It could be a generational clash type show, those are always funny.…

She was in an episode of The Office, where she was incredibly rude to Phyllis. Moved her to tears.

Everyone knows indie rock attained perfection in 2003. It’s a scientific fact.

The ugly “wanted in 12 systems” guy from Star Wars died recently. He also apearead briefly in “Rogue One”.

Cosmo Kramer appears in Mad About You, which means Seinfeld is part of that extended universe. Could worlds collide?

Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo will never get a date now.

“Welcome to Middle Earf!”

Just spoil the damn thing and say who the dad is. It’s inexplicably Ving Rhames, isn’t it?

*crosses arms* Dumbass.

If it’s not incarceration she’s after, it... must be the money.

Manic Hispanic, “Santa Got Run Over by My Chevy”.

Dear The Takeout editors, those are clearly not ghost peppers, but habaneros. Please alter the headline. I am not a crackpot.

Bright 2: Electric Boogaloo

The new characters played by Laura Dern and Guillermo Del Toro did nothing for me. The hacker could’ve been written out. Admiral Ackbar should’ve been the one to ram the ship, not Purple Hair. There are already too many human characters.