Hari Kondabolu should commit harakiri.

“There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault, but it wasn’t my fault.”

Nintendo? How about a more topical Simpsons reference: 

Wolverine is a great superhero, but he’s no Frank Costanza’s Lawyer.

Critics are very strange these days. I used to know a reviewer; he panned a dozen films. One of the directors found out about it... beat him up so bad he ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

Why didn’t Ignaty Vishnevsky review this movie? He’s the resident Russian.

They shoulda hired Rooney Mara for this role.

Guy Noir investigated and found no evidence of any wrongdoing.

*Spike Lee just tweeted Paul McCartney’s home address*

They shoulda started with the big dog himself. “Mystery Incorporated Origins: Scooby Doo”

Sanders/Springsteen 2020. Make America Sound Great Again.

16? Too old! “Stray Cat Blues” or get the fuck out!

“Old Man is a Clod”

First Brokeback Mountan 12 years ago, Moon Light, now this? Enough with the gay movies. Lets see some movies about STRAIT people for a change, am I right?

In Return of the Jedi, after Leia is shot by a Stormtrooper, Han grabs her tit. Chewie was also a perv:

*Spike Lee just tweeted condolences to his daughter, Marilyn Manson*

If someone asks me about Bumblebee Man, I don’t fly off the handle. Fuck these assholes, Apu is great.

He looks like crazy old Syd Barrett.

Unfortunately, several Chihuahua puppies have accused him of sniffing their butts without consent.

Cranston has his own skeletons in the closet. In a fit of blinding rage, he beat Dewey to death on the Malcolm in the Middle set. Luckily, Dewey was an orphan owned by the studio.