I originally read this as ‘Florida Cop’ instead of ‘Shop’, after I realized I misread it, it also dawned on me that my way works just as well.

We tried to tell you that Chyna is just a garbage person who reserves 0 attention ever.

For the most part, I don’t believe that one life is worth more than another, but she was 38. Had barely gotten out of medical school, and gets all that hard work that she obviously did amongst fellow students who probably called her ‘mom’.  This type of shit just shows that nobody can escape this fuckery.

This is what happens when you don’t knock out a dude on the first day. EVERYONE now knows that a dude Howard could crush to death with only his wallet feels safe punking him.

I like how Jokic starts backing up right away like he just drained an actual 3.

This kid looks like DJ Qualls is trying too hard to be cool.

The only answer is that the NFL has officially taken over the planet and has ordered the change of English stadiums literally from the ground up.

Fuck this.

“Do I need to bring out my concealed weapon, too?

eventually grow to see El Clásico—the famous rivalry between Barcelona and Real Madrid—take place on American soil.

Fortress Investment Group is probably the last name you want attached to you in a case involving a rape dungeon.

As a Dolphins fan, every time I see Jakeem Grant’s tiny self get hit, especially when he gets smoked, I immediately think the little guy just died.

It is our fault that you’re blind and retarded?

Yep, that whole 2 miles between ya makes a lotta difference.

Way to try and make this sound any better.

Hmm, I must be new to the world because I apparently missed the class where it was explained how a ‘knocked out’ person can actively roll away to escape danger no less than 2 times post-knock out.

“We are sorry that yes, we got busted for being horrible and racist people. We cannot hire this woman any more because we just proved that fucked up people exist no matter what and we don’t believe any person is capable of forgiving our stupidity.”

That was just Marky Walls trying to punch a brown person while drunk.

With this being the Redskins, ‘family friendly’ probably means they just started packing Plan B pills for any mishaps for the poor rich guys and their families.

Trump: ‘And see?! They do only the finest of drugs! Only the finest!’