A great number of law enforcement agencies are covered for this type of stuff through insurance.

‘LISA IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAAAAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISAAAA!’

Is he cosplaying as E-40 with them glasses?

I should’ve said ‘weird’ instead of ‘unnatural.’ I was being hyperbolic. Guess my attempt at humor fell a few yards short.

I am not a believer, but this definitely calls for a God bless this fucking guy.

3 things I noticed right away when I started this show 10 minutes ago:

Just have security kick the fuckers out.

Dolphins fan (for now) here.

I am not even gonna respond to the story.

They pay less taxes than they take back in federal money, you fuckin idiot.

Gossage was a very fleeting coaching staff member of one of the all-star teams I was a part of as a child.

As a combat vet and a guy who is rather undecided on whether I like AB or not, I can tell you with complete fuckin certainty that the way your helmet feels MATTERS, and mine didn’t even have a damn mask on it.

Who let this kid play on his mom’s laptop?

Everything else is barking at a moon that doesn’t listen.

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I never thought I’d say this since I am a father... but I find too much enjoyment from the fact that ye looks literally opposite of his dad. Not ya baby.

When my son was an infant, I wanted to hit a baseball game and she demanded they come because she felt like I was bailing (I was).

Until I moved to St Pete I had never understood how badly placed and shitty it was.

deep-sea gigantism in sea spiders

My son is 6-years old and we have already taught him to it is never a yes until she says YES.  Do not wait for a no, just assume it.