Whelp, the officer who made the accusation has been fired. Said it was meant to be a joke.

Thank you upstanding Iowans. You’re doing vandalism right:

Yeah, that actually made me a smidge proud to be British. (I’ll take the small victories where I can find them, as there aren’t many of late.)

128,000 is pitiful, troll.  Why the fuck are you even here?

Uh just remember the following assholes have also voiced on The Simpsons:

I wonder how the Blue Lives Matter crowd are going to snap their spines, bending over backwards, to defend this shit.

Here in Madison, WI, Martin Luther King Jr Blvd leads right to the capital.

Yep, solidarity for the deadspin folks!

Jezspin forever

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

I mean, Madison Bumgarner basically won an entire World Series by himself.

Agree. At this point, is there any question that Madison Bumgarner is more “the greatest pitcher” of his generation than Kershaw? We sure as hell don’t talk about 2001 Seattle Mariners as the greatest team of all time.

Did his dad abandon them in October? That would explain a lot.

They most certainly have that right.

robot umpires might disadvantage a certain kind of precision pitcher who nibbles on the corners and successfully teases out a wider strike zone

Nah.  You’re not missing anything.  OP just isn’t as clever as he thinks he is. 

It’s the same as last week, when VAR disallowed a gorgeous Man City goal because it decided that Raheem Sterling’s shoulder was offside by a couple centimeters.

"So why'd she leave you, man?"