But what does it mean in German?!

I have never murdered anyone in my life, therefor I am incapable of ever having tried to do so.

Step 1 - Put the story in the magazine that every person involved reads.

Odds that he posts a pic on Twitter to prove her wrong? Double or nothing that Giuliani confirms it is smaller than originally stated? 

How’d you get the beans above the frank?

Caption for the pic: Coach Freeze explains in great detail what is about to happen to the weak, thin man to his left; his sub, to his right, displays the object of violation.

WTF Do I Wear On a Day Date?

WTF Do I Wear On a Day Date?

Apparently, my completely oblivious shitheaded brain identifies that I accidentally walked into the bathroom without the urinals faster than it takes to just snuff out a dude because you carry a gun around.

as well as a person he didn’t name who had been “trying to bring down our show.”

another black person which would bring the total to three.

Nuggets fan here, and the one thing that I truly liked about George Karl was that he tried to run, literally, the opposition out of the building.  That translated poorly on the road and led to the genesis of Golden State as we know it today.

This group chart only illustrates that there are like 6 good teams in all of Europe.

(identified as Matt Burchett, director of student activities at Baylor)

Find something actually interesting to hang your undersized hat on, KC.

That is God telling you that there is only ONE Adrian Beltre, young’n.

Reminds me of when The Big Show visited us in Iraq.  The dude used an M-4 in each hand and they looked like fuckin pistols.

I know she may have committed a crime, but if she did, she seems to have done some good with it for the community and I hope the jury takes that into account.

I know she may have committed a crime, but if she did, she seems to have done some good with it for the community and I hope the jury takes that into account.

Does Jewish Thanksgiving involve them breaking bread with the Nazis that would soon eradicate them for their food and land?

Making statements such as these as a means to justify not being arrested are unusual in my experience