1- Excellent use of The Wire

following them in six squad cars.

For some reason this reminded me of the favorite time I ever saw someone get fired.

This ends 2 ways: 1- Nice settlement because this is bullshit, 2- Re-hired because Home Depot is rightly getting shamed as fuck publicly.

Random, but my uncle once found 5 eels in one set of rocks on a beach because one of them had the balls to bite my cousin when she reached in it’s hole.

Ocean. At least NASA has dudes that can figure out a way to save your ass in space with only using some kinda sock-filter.

My mother is (maybe used to be, who knows now?) a lunchlady. She had 2 heart attacks 2 months ago, and the only reason she is still alive is that my father is retired U.S. Army and healthcare is just about free to her. Most people in her situation without such a husband are poor and would be dead by virtue of bad luck…

I served 2 combat tours in Iraq and I can tell you personally that we obeyed the laws of war regarding civilians better than our own fucking Cops do our own citizens.

Always reminds me of Dominique Foxworth saying that he used to think all the owners had to be brilliant but then learned that they were just ‘dudes’ when he sat across from them at the bargaining table with the NFLPA.

As if NYY BOS LAD etc didn’t already have a headstart...

Sadly, this will only fire up Trump’s base even more.

That pilot team is so beautiful that my dick is about to break off from overuse.

Thanks for this, Tom.  Listening to some of the game commentators say people think Pogba had been underachieving and hadn’t scored made me insane.

And so they did, and they absolutely and irrevocably fucked their Alpine souls.

Sup with the flight attendants?

Probably thought he was backed up by Americans...

Sketchy? Bro... the dude stuck his hand out and it got hit...

I wish you were right.  This shit is over now. 4-1.

I wish you were right.  This shit is over now. 4-1.

I wish you were right.  This shit is over now. 4-1.