Aaaaand 4-1.

I watch every Rockies game but kinda stopped paying attention due to the beating, until I heard Ryan Spilborghs says ‘Alright! Descalso busted out the knuckleball!’ /Spilly giggles his ass off

As a 2nd grader in Hawaii, none of the kids wore shoes at school (only wore them to and from) and watching so many of them eat their fucking toenails the memory still haunts me whenever I think about it. /shudder

Holy shit, Mike, I truly didn’t know the history until after reading.

Fuck any list that doesn’t include the Very Special Forces and their short C-130.

#8 is easily #1.

That is one of the beautiful and wasteful uses of time I’ve ever seen.

but Roman’s mother, Christiane Ferne, was able to go to the detention facility to visit her daughter several times, and brought her documentation, so it’s unclear why it took so long to release her.

Most important fact about this match or about Germany at all:

The only crime here is that they didn’t break both his wrists.

‘What’d did the black penis, say to the face?!’

That last pic looks like Ed Norton after an 8-year bender giving the Ric Flair woo.

Gonna go against the grain here and not be sarcastic.

I never watched his show or read his books, so based on all of that, I will give the highest compliment I can: Based upon my family’s regular viewing of his show, I can advocate for the fact that he wasn’t an asshole.

I once nearly got knocked out by a guy who threw a full beer bottle that hit me right in the chest.

I once got knocked out by a group of marines during training because I bit off more than I could ever chew. What was supposed to be a group a group fight turned into a group minus 1 fight vs the other group with me waking up later due to my running way ahead of my army buddies.

I once got into a 2 on 5 fight with my little brother against some of my buddies (they were making fun of his hearing issue). The problem with picking fights with my little brother is that as a grown man he is more than 6-1/2 ft tall and 280lbs. We destroyed them.

I once saw a stranger strike a woman, and I in turn put his head through a car window (not sure if it was his).

I once gouged a man’s eyes to near blindness for spitting on me in a night club.

I once crushed a kid’s windpipe in 4th grade for insulting my little brother for being deaf. I figured it was poetic.