Can you blame her? She was running against an orange, cartoon, Batman villain. Who knew people were into that?

Anyone who saw this money-laundering white supremacist incompetent asshole rile up their hateful base and thought to themselves “yeah, but she seems bitchy” and stayed home is NOT DECENT. Anyone who thought that a self-proclaimed sexual abuser was better than that uppity woman who needed to be taken down a notch…

Pictured: The USMNT, and the team that could beat them.

Hey don’t disrespect Dr. Disrespect brother! He’s the real deal like wrestling dude! Ohyea!

“I am a berry in a wolf’s mouth”

“Also tucked into the bill, which was intended to loosen hunting restrictions and is heavily supported by the NRA, is the legalization of armor-piercing bullets, so long as they are marketed for “sporting purposes.” 

Thx. Can we come stay w you for the next 2-64 years?

I gotta say, only the United States has assholes of this caliber.

Someone put john prine in bubble wrap. now.

“Better than Olive Garden” is the very definition of damning with faint praise.

This is a real thing? That lasagna burger and alfredo pocket are real things intended to be eaten? Watching that “burger” plop onto the cutting board is literally nauseating.

Around the slackss house, we call that indie voice “waif yodeling” and if we were younger we’d probably invent a drinking game around the gajillion commercials that feature those thoughtful gals lamenting.

Smart money is on Teddy Roosevelt.

If what you meant was “dumb story line,” you shouldn’t have said “rape.”

I’m going to defer to Calvin Trillin here.

She seems great. You should hire her to replace Jane Marie’s horrible advice column.

Or, and just hear me out here, it is possible to be “too smart for your own good.” That being aware of things makes everything more awkward and harder. See, for instance, Idiocracy. And it is very possible for the writers to acknowledge this fact, and that it is central to Rick’s nature, without being…

It’s called Rick and Morty not Rick and Morty and Summer.

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.

If you like horseradish, come to Baltimore and get a pit beef sandwich from Chaps. The tiger sauce (mayo and horseradish) will practically blow the top of your head off. It's great.