It’s like an emotional quickie handjob for him. It’s not about the couple at all. They’re the ones giving the handjob. Also, I hated the bride and the wedding guests more than Trump in this video.

He loves weddings so much, he had three of them!

Kelly will tighten up the office and the staff, but he can’t ever manage Trump for long. The more success Kelly has, the more the media will talk about his success, the more he will be seen as controlling Trump. That perception will nag at Trump until he literally can’t help but act out. Every single time.

Those aren’t Trump tweets. Kelly obviously has someone showing up at 5:30 am now. I’m betting Hope Hicks looks real tired this week.

This is a case of not knowing with whom you are fucking.

His jokes suck, but this line...

You’ve planted yourself possibly unintentionally on the “legalize hiding your communicable diseases from your sexual partners” hill. Not a great hill to be dying on.

Cross post this to the root, I dare you

I think there should be a distinction between living with HIV/AIDS and weaponizing it.

“that could have him sentenced to more than 1,500 years in prison”

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

(You tee them up and I will knock them out of the park with my ginormous dong.)

Discordians usually seem pretty cool.

she’ll always be michael jackson’s monster-haired backup singer to me:

As i explained in other part of the thread, I am not defending slavery. The article stated that africans “could not imagine that any civilized human being could possibly believe he owned another human being.”

I was pointing out that they, in fact, did imagine this. They had a system set up for doing this. Europeans…

Do you think all the secret societies like the Illuminati and Knights Templar and the Really Secret Masons get together once a year and party on a yacht?

He’s a pop-culture piece of garbage living in a pop-culture piece of garbage fantasy world. His only link to “reality” is what he sees on the teevee, he doesn’t know the first thing about being a cop other than whatever the teevee told him. The only violence anyone should be advocating is violence against him, as…

For all of Trump’s tough-guy rhetoric, if he was ever in a fist fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

This could be the funniest documentary ever, and your time would still be better spent watching Stop Making Sense, which is just a fucking masterpiece.