Nope, I read it. I just read it again. And there, at the end of the second paragraph, I found this again - “buying all of that candy is fucking expensive (especially for my family because we give out the good candy bars, not that fun-size bullshit.)“

Maybe give out cheaper candy?

I suppose the argument is that you can’t prove a person’s attitudes but you can prove their actions? Sounds weird for sure.

Real quick, do you think yearly evaluations tell you to “Go Fug Yourself”? What does that stand for, again?

Or burned to death because the metro bus driver was dusted and his vehicle crashed into the daycare.

“rant”

It’s gonna be like Reign of Fire around here

What happens if you married someone else in the intervening five years after your wife was dusted?

Why bother with a test? Just fucking do it already and get this mess over with.

Have you never watched a cooking show where the cook falls to pieces when their dish is trashed? 

What do you think you’d feel if you were the chef?

Yeah, they are totes un-mean. See?

Like I posted before, “Colin Jost looks like a recently-defrosted fan who won a contest to be ScarJo’s date in several of these photos.”

Real quick-like, how does one speak for one’s self without “virtue signaling,” however you define it?

So, what, as soon as the artist draws the lines, it is magically colored, sent to the printers, and mass produced with no one checking anything, no layers of editing, nothing? Weird. It’s like the graphic art version of live television.

“Colin Jost looks like a recently-defrosted fan who won a contest to be ScarJo’s date in several of these photos”

They say mean things about the way women present themselves. Why are is everyone so eager to defend them? How does ridiculing someone’s choice about how they represent themselves get a pass on this site?

Tons of people now jumping on her on Twitter, calling her a bitch and saying she “ruined her face.” Sounds super feminist. Nice work all around, everyone.

So the writer here never saw any of the galleys, etc.? I find that very hard to believe. Especially when he could easily just say, “hey, that’s not how I imagined her when I wrote it.”

That’s right, immediately go after her face. Maybe you should start a blog to call her out.