I’m so sorry for your loss! I can offer rabbit gifs.

What’s to understand?? He’s a fucking racist. And they’re all simple-minded fucks. My cat’s mind is more complex.  

As I’ve never been to a concert, this:

A bunch of kids stole a ton of TP from the potopotties and started some shit. Eventually the band joined in the TPing and Black Joe’s bass player hit me square in the nuts with a roll. It was silly and painful.

Or committed suicide because of the grief and pain and hopelessness?

When Nebula kills her past self and suffers no consequences, or Gamora meets the Guardians through time travel before she’s meant to meet them or when Thanos is dusted 4 years before he can commit the act that’ll lead to everyone time traveling in the first place, those aren’t just plot holes, those are full on…

My suggestion is that they continue to shoot Stan Lee cameos for all future Marvel films, but with Marc Maron in the role of Stan Lee as Himself. 

What was with the earth being a desolate wasteland? There’s still 150 million people in America, you don’t think any are going to want to live in San Francisco? Or watch baseball anymore?

Yeah, we’re probably looking at a big opening weekend and then a total nose-dive down the charts.

I was really hoping for Luis to pop-up at that moment and use his special storytelling skills to get Scott caught up on what happened while he was gone.

you think, if they hadn’t shown us that, you’d be afraid they might lose and Thanos would wipe the universe clean and start again from scratch?  

you know, havign watched all of the lord of the ring movies, i knew what they were doing, and it was manipulative, but screw it, it was great. I still popped more for the “last march of the ents” but im weird. and the battle cry was epic.

That’s another thing I thought about, so if a plane’s pilots got dusted and all it’s non-dusted passengers died in the crash, would they get brought back to or is it just tough luck to them?

That’s mostly meaningless. The people who watch the movie on Thursday would cheer and clap at Groot pinching off a turd.

So it seems pretty clear that Thor Lebowski is going to be a huge Halloween costume this year, right?

I need to understand how the Social Security Administration will calculate the snapped’s age. Bureaucratic logistics matter now more than ever.

I swear Kikoman is Baraka’s burner account to troll on The Root.  

I totally wonder if there has been an uptick in sightings/visits since Trump took office? Like, even they can’t believe the shit that is happening and need to come in for a closer look.

I’m honestly astounded that this isn’t satire.