I have tried forever to find a copy of the Big Lebowski with the edits and I always wondered who to contact . . . 

Ditto, ditto, and ditto. A trifecta!

that song ruins everything.

Uh, the problem wasn’t the fact that it was such a difficult symbol to unravel . . . 

And yet there are somehow infractions every single game, helmet to helmet, roughing the passer, late hits, etc. etc. How is such a thing possible when everyone playing is such a focused, disciplined turf-samurai?

Christ almighty, is your google broken?

What neck of the world are we talking about?

I mean, football’s a sport, right? Do people get penalties in the NFL? How is that possible when playing football encourages you to control your emotions, follow the rules, etc.?

Who gives a shit about my time, and who gives a shit about my worth? None of that is important.

You think you telling me what county you live in will lead to identity theft? I literally just posted mine in good faith. How about the state? Then we can see if you are full of shit or not. (‘Cuz it sounds like you are full of shit).

Dipshits at all the high schools I’ve been to / seen / etc. scream and beat their chests like Myrmidons going to war before playing JV football against the bros down the road. Doesn’t seem like they are learning anything other than cosplay and how to scream themselves hoarse and slap asses.

Research is my hobby. Where are you from, vaguely?

It’s when the boys’ (foot/basket/etc)ball team gathers together to masturbate onto some type of edible wafer, be it cracker or cookie, and the last one to, uh, add to the mixture has to eat it.

I’m going to ask where you are from and then I’m going to start googling local news, is what I’m going to do.

Are you serious? If all your vote does is prevent someone like Trump winning, you fucking vote against the worst candidate. Jesus. If you were given the choice of either voting for getting shot in the head or kicked in the ass, would you refuse to vote because you didn’t want to get kicked in the ass?

“Do you have actual criticisms of the man himself or do you want to connect some of his most insufferable supporters to him?

Fuck, I fell for it again.

“It’s pretty clear now that Bernie would have won”

Good god, just eat your fucking crust. Do these people dip baguettes in ranch? This is what children do. Maybe stick to dino-shaped “chicken” nuggets if the thought of going a meal without some kind of fatty lubricant disturbs you.

Sure, no sexualization. That’s why men wear them.