. . . but what? You’re transparently trolling with nonsense?

Meanwhile, the cops shot Victoria Snellgrove in the eye, killing her. Go, sports ball!

Your shit is getting weaker and weaker each time you do it. You’re now at Godfather III level.

P wing

Now that is a retcon that they should use

Well, for starters they were dropping bombs on an asteroid large enough to have enough gravity to make a dumb bomb work, and also those ships have a launcher that seemingly propels munitions (one in the bottom and one in the front, I think.)

I get it, but wouldn’t bank turns be easier on the pilots in terms of G forces?

Our air force still uses planes older than 20 years. 

Well, that is how the Air Corps killed Glenn Miller, anyway . . . 

What you are suggesting is that the bombers only work in the vicinity of a planet, when the ship they are targeting is exactly between the bomber/planet system? That would be a very specific role for a ship to fill and it isn’t really what happened in the film.

Didn’t the gorilla ATs in the new film do that? They kinda hunkered down on their knuckles and fired?

A-fucking-men. 

Cool. Elizabeth “I am in a cult that literally abuses women, both physically and emotionally” Moss thinks Affleck’s a good dude. Coooooool.

So wearing diseased skin over all the pores of your face and your mouth and your eyes is a solid tactic? 

Why do the super-rich have such terrible taste? The spread collar with the dinner roll-sized double windsor look is ridiculous.

Warm, just not dry.

JPJ plays keys with more skill than you do anything in your life and he was the fucking bassist. 

Yup. And fans wanted to see a movie version of that book. I know I did. And instead of the Studs Terkel-influenced multithreaded melding of different story types, we got a hum-drum, conventional zombie flick. It isn’t a hot enough property to, like, reboot or whatever like Spiderman or the Hulk, and so people are…

...no? If it was its own work, it wouldn’t have needed to trade on the name of a generally very well regarded work; fans won’t ever get the story they want, the story from the book - they can’t have a do-over.