you just blew my mind.

Holy fuck. Why you are willing to give these idiots the benefit of the doubt is beyond me but I’m done. There’s a probably not racist governor that could really use your help, so I’ll leave you to it.

That was a whole lot of words to dance around the issue.

“She started this whole mess”

How can you say what you just said but think it was “more likely unintentional”?

Sure. And they just happened to, what, pick only the white names out of a hat?  So weird the same shit happened to Ernie Hudson on the Ghostbusters poster. What are odds?

And yet there are tons of ads for women’s masterbatory devices on this very site! My stars and garters!

The fuck kind of dumbshit name is “Evil Angel”? “Whoa, that lady was paid to pretend to enjoy it when that guy spit in her butthole! Evil!”

Treat Williams and Joe Piscopo gonna show up?

Jesus. Damn.

Or maybe, and I’m just spitballing here, they bought a shitload of straight porn when he started getting into trouble because it would fool rubes into doing exactly what you are doing?

What’s the deal with Golding?

It’s like you said something titanically offensive in your first sentence and then didn’t bother to edit it any further

All you’re saying is “The real tragedy here is Michael himself.” Which means it is a lesser thing for the actual children he raped. Awesome.

Listen, that song is badass. Proper badass.

“It’s like Ghost meets Out of Africa.”

We’re calling Way a “great musician” now and his “banger” is a sixth generation cover?

yeah, and also one of them had one eye, so it’s totally different.

A heartbreaking ripoff of the last episode of Futurama, sure.

Super. Doesn’t mean one of them blows, however.