What are you talking about?  That pussy just ripped through that box and snatched her face.  Not much to unpack.  Vagina.  

Well... Now there is...

I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

I was really hoping the Knicks wouldn’t be like the Knicks.

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

I feel like I know less than when I started reading that comment.

I felt really smart at first after reading this comment, but now I’ve fallen back into my usual mindlessness... +1

I’m surprised they didn’t try to make a deal to acquire Algernon.

All that should matter to a boss is that you get your shit done, and a shitty boss is one who doesn’t trust you to do it. I’ve met people who stay at work for hours on end and do absolutely nothing.

Was it a Titleist?

I mean that’s shitty for sure, but did you see the one about the guy who was credibly accused of sexual assault and stands to be given a lifetime appointment to our nation’s highest court?

The trial fucking enraged me. Kobe had his scumbag lawyer “accidentally” use the accuser’s full name in open court half a dozen times just to make sure it got out there so legions of unhinged fans would make her life a living hell until she gave up and went away. And it fucking worked. The judge threatened to hold her…

Why even write about this? Are we going to ruin Javy Baez’s life over what he did 35 minutes ago? Plus, three of his best buddies on the Cubs said they didn’t remember any interference.

Best golf Beef

I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

I know there are a lot of jokes to make about this story, but how terribly sad for his family and friends. What an awful way to go.

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

As a lawyer, I can say unequivocally that “We know this belongs to someone else, so we’re going to keep it until they give into our (ah?) demands” is a perfectly reasonable position to take.

“I know exactly what you’re doing!” he said