They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

Right, so —- Hot : Luke Warm : Tepid : Cold 
this is so stupid.

Yeah, I read that and I was like, “Drew, haven’t you been married for like, a while? WTF man. Don’t touch your wife’s grooming stuff man.”

The word he’s looking for is “tepid”. I hate myself.

There are two kinds of people in the world. People who masturbate and people who lie when they say they don’t. So few people truly don’t that it might as well be an honest to goodness abnormality covered in the DSM-5.

Hot : Luke Warm :: Cold : ? Why don’t have a word for something that’s mildly cold? Don’t even try to say “cool” because no one describes their luke-cold drink as “cool”

I’m not a loser. So why don’t you not kill me.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

Auto play video, with audio, that if you pause it, unpauses when you scroll. I think this needs more time in the oven guys. Or at the very least slow it down to ridiculous speeds and match it with indie music for old time sake.

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Waaaaaay too many letters, Shakespeare. This is football, not a spelling bee! 

F

Counter-argument:

two quarterbacks at the same time

I French kiss.

Just like John Wick, it is best to turn on SNF about 10 minutes after start time.

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