Serve your pudding in the fanciest glass you have

The information in the article doesn’t imply that they think they NEED their truck because they’ve helped someone with it.

Only to have OPA scum highjack it and prevent humanity from ridding itself of Mormons forever.

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

Matt, look on the bright side...I’m sure this feels better than being up 28-3 once.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

(1/3) We are deeply saddened to announce that Aurora died earlier today. Aurora was the Academy’s longest serving live mascot. In her 23 years at USAFA, she interacted with tens of thousands of people at sporting venues and military and community events.

That kid's name? Lance Armstrong.

If you knew the backstory about how his dad walked out on him and his mom on Christmas Eve taking the families only baseball you would not think it was so heartwarming.  No son, your dad will not come back for this baseball.

If I came home and found my ex-gfs sitting around drinking MY tea and my wife and daughter are missing, I’d probably first ask them what gives them the right to just take MY TEA.  You couldn’t ask first?  You knew that was the tea that I bought for myself for when I get stressed out, but you just went ahead and took…

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

How long do you think they kept a straight face when they told him he got traded to New York?

I like how everyone is rattling off their bullshit regional chain restaurants. That’s against the rules, you don’t get to say the clearly better quality product holds up better than national stadium sponsoring size fast food fuckshacks.

“They need to hit guys the right way.”

What time does “What Time Does Game of Thrones Start” start?

The Magary household in a few weeks...

Hey guys, what is this website? Deadspin? Huh, weird name. Anyway, I found this article when I told my phone “Hey Siri, show me a blog about history’s greatest monster.”

If you’ve ever had the opportunity to quit a job you hate without having to worry about what you’ll do next, it’s an amazing feeling. This is the first time I’ve had something in common with Magic Johnson.