Beat me to it, we have those in Austin.  It’s more fun than I would have thought.

“Show some respect, you stupid loser.”

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say misogyny.  

Thank God, I thought I was just really stoned.

You’re absolutely right, and I thought about saying “people” instead. But I was addressing the original comment that was specifically about Americans.

You’re not wrong. But at times like these I remind myself of the random acts of kindness Americans perform every day. I think of strangers joining searches for missing kids, or people getting in their boats to rescue stranded people during floods and the millions of dollars donated to Hurricane Harvey charities. …

That’s a depressing fucking thought.

If “climate in America” means nobody wants to hire a scandal-plagued bag of shit, then yes, he’s right.

You really think Trump knows how to use a stapler?

Pfffttt, the BTK Killer isn’t even on my Mount Rushmore of serial killers/domestic terrorists.

Damn, even if I think about baseball I can’t think of a joke that long.

I thought about it, but someone already made the cum joke. Probably prematurely. 

He’s gonna wear one next time up for that bat flip.

It appears this is all coming to a head.

I don’t have to, we’re swingers.

He set himself up for failure by agreeing to buy something for his wife, this is all about minimizing risk and deflecting blame.

Send pictures via text like a normal person. And if your wife doesn’t respond and you buy the wrong thing you’ll have evidence that you tried and SHE’S the one to blame. Of course she won’t admit it, but deep down you’ll know you won.

Yes, the runner on third could have stayed on the base after Profar made the force out (getting the runner on second out and cancelling the force at home). But the runner stumbled off the base allowing Profar to tag him out.

Sorry you had to go through that and that everything worked out. With our first child my wife went into labor at 10:00 am on a Thursday, didn’t deliver until 1:30 am on Saturday and almost died of preeclampsia. It was borderline malpractice. Was it the most important day of my life? No, my family has given me…