Your wall cannot protect you, Steelers.

Did he at least make the Patriots pay for the wall?

“He was only texting to get directions on how to stay away from there.” - Tom Izzo

Also, how awesome would it be to see the all male cast of some dumb sports talk show pose the same way that they make women do for these press photos.

I have a feeling I would not be able to be friends with anyone who watches this un-ironically.  

I’ve seen a lot of silly question here, but the bowling one is one of the worst. Saying that bumpers would help you to 300 would be like saying that training wheels would help you win the Tour de France. Makes that little sense.

What can be heard on the highlights video doesn’t reflect the values or beliefs of the young man that I’ve come to know.

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

I know it’s part of their culture or whatever but I’m fucking sick of watching players like Reddick hot-dogging and not hustling out there. I’m sick of seeing players stop at second, clap for themselves, and THEN run to third. Willie Mays is rolling in his grave.

Hopefully we’ll get to hear what Trump’s jailer would say upon hearing about his death

The first depth chart of the season lists Jalen Hurts and Tua Tagovailoa as co-starters.

this is the right stuff. +1

Williams and Todd Haley are both such irritating wannabe hardasses on Hard Knocks.

Like he cares about helping people avoid excessive force. Hell, I saw 3 G’s just reading his name.

It’s hard, I know. 

They’d love to replace her with Tammy Loren. Does she know anything about sports? Who cares! She’s a pretty blond woman who talks!

OH NO-SIR-EE-BOB! I thought about it for at least 5 minutes!

Maybe he’s not the hero we need, but he’s the one we deserve.

Powerful people using money and power to keep their power and money!?

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.