When the White Sox traded Addison Reed for Davidson, people were upset. I told them that we were trading a closer for a closer. They called me a fool, a drunk, a spaz, a pervert, an illiterite.  Now whose laughing?!  I am

“We’ve been to many sporting events together, not just N.B.A. events. We’ve been to Mets games together. We took the subway. He really raves about the hot dogs.”

You shouldn’t give cake to dogs

To be fair, there ARE very fine purchasers of athletic footwear on both sides, both sides.

Agree 100%. Do you know how many starving Chinese kids those two good dogs would feed???

When you say “Those rich people should be grateful.” you get called a socialist. When you say “Those rich black people should be grateful.” you get call Mr President. 

I’m a go ahead and throw this spicy take out there:  It’s not about the anthem and everybody knows it.

A cranky old-timer complaining about the modern game? What are the odds?

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

Brady probably left as after being asked to speak, the reporter didn’t offer him a Milk Bone.

Given my experience in these situations, this went one of to ways:

“Staring into the abyss” was the runner-up slogan, but it wasn’t as catchy.

The part that makes me most sad is that not one person in the process from concept to implementation spoke up and said, “Guys, I don’t think we should do this.”

Y’all mofos put Henery Hawk and whoever the fuck Ralph Wolf is over Marvin the Martian?  Shoot this list into the sun.

#MePew

Pepe Le Pew is a rapist.

Pfft, baseball injuries. I was playing soccer the other week when some light contact from an opponent caused me to drop to the floor grasping my face. Despite the possibly-career-threatening seriousness of my injuries I was still able to roll around quite a lot and after less than five minutes of treatment I was able…

This guy puts the douche in fiduciary.