It really feels like he’s starting to this year with the Marlins stuff, 20 teams not interested in winning baseball, and most recently the Trout comments. He’s an irascible, Bettman-like presence that is wearing thin on the world of baseball. 

I think it’s adorable that you don’t see how this is a classic false flag (false fan?) operation. This is an “Astros” “fan”, but he’s in Colorado. Who is seated to his left? Colorado fans. To his right? Colorado fans. And lo and behold, who’s that directly in front of him? Crisis actor Gerardo Parra. Parra obviously…

...anchor babies” to refer to the children of immigrants, and claimed that those born in the US whose parents are undocumented are here illegally..

feed her to a bear

Get a load of this guy!

Listen, when you work for the Mariners, you have to expect a little seamen. 

Not a good night for “the Sanchize” with his loafing out of the box in the 9th to lose the game.

The worst sequel to 50 Shades of Grey yet.

The Browns will place Gordon on the non-football injury list,

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

I’m surprised no one mentioned the submarine he made to rescue the Thai soccer team.

Pretty sure even n words like his pizza.

At least we can all agree that race is no longer an issue.  

“Cleveland West”

The Dearth Lineup

One response will probably be “any time other than during the national anthem.” And someone will respond with “It’s not about the national anthem.” And the first guy will say “then don’t do it during the national anthem.” And the second guy will say “Well when is a good time?” And this will go on and on until we are…

Man, I seriously hate that feeling when passing someone you passed once before about 60 miles back. I would be so much farther if we hadn’t stopped! Should make everybody wear diapers.

Hey, look, a Guy Who Doesn’t Have Kids just solved Having Kids! Calling all Dads! Get over here and thank this man!

My personal favorite was: