What about literally roasting her?

Um, how is this a surprise? The entire point of the game is to Mate.

Really, there’s only one way Trump making first contact can go down:

This is how legends are made.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SOCK PUPPETS

What league is that team in?

That is the face of a man who has just ordered Derek Jeter a gift basket.

“Oh, that’s my old unit from Vietnam. I was their sergeant. They were my loyal troops. That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back, which was very strange because it was during a Bob Hope show. I was trying to get Joey Heatherton to put on some pants, for God’s sake!”

This dude’s name appears when you do the “Black or Mormon?” quiz at the highest difficulty level.

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

Honestly, this is even better.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

I took one look at that photo and said “Kinkyyyyyy...”

Good to see Prestige Worldwide has re-branded?

Ugh, his face is like a hemorrhoid smiling. Mark my words, this piece of shit will end up on Breitbart TV with Steven Seagal, Gene Simmons, and Billy Bush—and that’s just the morning show. Followed by a three-hour block of a men eating butter sculptures of naked women. Then it’s the afternoon of medical malpractice…

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Then F Murray Abraham has the admiral put into the machine and stretches his skin to the breaking point and...what’s that? You weren’t referencing that movie? Because no one would ever reference that movie?