I hope this is actually the cover they’re going to use for the next issue.

and if the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that NFL front offices have a real strong grasp of QB evaluation

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

See, I told you forcing people to read every article was a bad idea. “Just let ‘em pick and choose,” I said. But no, Deadspin just HAD to use force to inject every word directly into everyone’s brain the instant they click on the site.

Co-Anchor: Oh wow! Haha seems like Natalie’s having a hard time with that chip! Hahahaha. Hang in there Natalie!

but it’s not clear why the QB, after already dealing with press conference controversies, would completely abandon the podium over that inquiry.

And Hernandez spit on Kramer that one time.

If we let these kids get away with this, then Roger Goodell’s linking of arms on the cover of SI will have meant nothing.

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?

They’re America’s team more than ever, a disappointing franchise run by an aging dipshit and employing a lot of crooks.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

“RESPECT THE TROOPS!”

I remember coaching 10 and under in soccer when I was 16 myself. It was not at all a competitive league. I was only coaching because no one else wanted to.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

Wait, you’re telling me the Chiefs gave the ball to Washington and then took it back a couple moments later? I feel like there’s a term for that..

Pssh, Kansas City always covers in games played at home on weekday nights when the temperature is above 50 degrees at kickoff against another team whose uniforms feature imagery appropriated from Native Americans.

Forcing private citizens to stand for the National Anthem is the most perversely unpatriotic thing I can imagine. They are not military personnel. They are not representing the United States of America. A good number of them are not Americans. You want to play your little song, fine (not really, that’s also weird, but…