I’m assuming he eats up every word trump speaks. What happens in a world where nobody tells the truth?

I’m not out there to twist nobody’s ankle

Not sure which he twisted more, the ankle or the facts.

Trump is the Francesa of presidents.

COUNTERPOINT - Yes, they are.

CONTENT - My Facebook memory today was from last year, in which I opined that once the playoffs start, the Caps could lose to my college’s pick-up team with me playing goalie, center and defense simultaneously for the alma mater.

My previous Facebook memories have included such status…

I love the movie, but they missed out on a clever opportunity at the end. In the movie he is still a neophyte, though and very talented one, but just imagine if he used all those time loops to keep mastering his sorcery? Like by the time Dormammu is ready to parlay it’s not only because of the time loop, but because…

Honestly I almost want to replace Jump the Shark with Crawling out of a Dumpster...

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

someBODY

“Hola, Amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been pretty fucked up...”

Water Sports.. I see what you did there.

The same goes for General Hux (Domhnall Gleeson), who is arguably the funniest character in the film

Don’t get overhyped, don’t get overhyped, don’t get overhyped-

Well, the Infinity Gauntlet series kinda had a silly way to end it. However, without Adam Warlock and years of back story on Thanos, they’ll have to find a different way. I’m presuming it will have something to do with Captain Marvel, who I imagine will swoop in at the end of this movie, then they’ll do her origin in…

Wouldn’t you rather play a nice game of Go? <— How it ends.

WouLD YoU lIke to plAY A gAme?

Avatar checks out.

Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?

The things that people have the inclination and bandwidth to bitch about will never cease to amaze me.

What’s the deal with the Superman logos on the JL posters? I thought he was dead?