I’m assuming he eats up every word trump speaks. What happens in a world where nobody tells the truth?

I’m not out there to twist nobody’s ankle

Not sure which he twisted more, the ankle or the facts.

Trump is the Francesa of presidents.

COUNTERPOINT - Yes, they are.

CONTENT - My Facebook memory today was from last year, in which I opined that once the playoffs start, the Caps could lose to my college’s pick-up team with me playing goalie, center and defense simultaneously for the alma mater.

My previous Facebook memories have included such status…

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

someBODY

“Hola, Amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been pretty fucked up...”

Avatar checks out.

Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?

The things that people have the inclination and bandwidth to bitch about will never cease to amaze me.

...alcohol. #peetape

“I don’t enjoy anointing Aaron Judge as Jesus reincarnated...”

I sat in that exact section of Citi Field when the Mets were playing the Dodgers in the 2015 division series. Looking to home plate, I specifically remember thinking that it would be impossible for someone to hit a baseball that far.

Giants.

1. Mr.

He could have avoided charges had he thought to bring some fries to throw on top.

Says the guy who puts vanilla behind strawberry. Your credibility is so tattered you're better off just throwing it away and starting fresh; it's irreparable. And we agree 98% of the time.

I have to go with the Shitehawk on this one.

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.