Oh my god really?????!?!?!?!

I want this blown up on my wall.

God Dammit South Dakota

Wrong. Yuengling Light. Actually tastes like beer, is actually light beer.

These lists can go fuck themselves.

The reason they couldn't run down everyone who appeared in this segment is because doing so would inevitably lead to mistakes like you made.

That was 2009 Kentucky Derby winner Mine That Bird between Lindsey Lohan and Mike Tyson.

Mike Tyson, in addition to the $100 bill, gave him a second thing, an envelope. Then he whispered something that made Fallon give a nervous laugh as he shoved in quickly away into a drawer below. So what was in that envelope?
A gram of blow?
Jimmy Kimmel's ear?
Pictures of Jay Leno in a compromising situation?

I don't believe this guy when he says that philly fans are being mean...if they're anything like the team they cheer for then they are definitely below average.

I can't wait until these minimalist designs are taken to the ultimate extreme so that they're so minimal I don't ever have to see this shit again.

One does not simply order pizza in Mourdor's.

Ahh, that old chestnut.

They still have the Tigers- Red Sox box score on their home page? What kind of masochists are these forgotten people?

The pie is a lie.

WHERE IS THE BUTTERSCOTCH, YOU GODDAMN INGRATE

Albert, Hi! I'm a long time reader/enjoyer of your Foodspin articles and a first time rage induced commenter, but fuck you.

Karma: [lines up in victory formation]

You're close - when I saw that scene, I paused it, kept it on my TV screen, and have transported the TV around with me on a flatbed truck wherever I've gone these past few years, powered by a portable generator. That way, it was just as easy as taking a screenshot. I knew this moment would come!

Unfortunately, being the United States Postal Service, they didn't recieve the first notification of allegations until yesterday.

And then Dwight was all "Ice Whobe?" and Ice was all "more like Blight Howard" and Dwight was all "more like Ice Lube" and Ice was all "wait what does that even mean?" and Dwight was all "haven't you ever used Cooling Effects™ sexual lubricant?" and Ice was all "oh I've heard of that but it's not available in my area"…