That’s got a nice ring to it.

The butthole 2 minute stare challenge is ridiculous and its author has to be, oh, I don’t know, 8 years old.

Inspired work

I will not, sir.

Pineapple is the ONLY fruit that’s ever good in a store bought fruit salad. The honeydew and cataloupe is always hard/bland, the strawberries are mushy, and the watermelon devolves into some slimy mess. Blueberries can be OK, but usually are neutral at best.

Damn, you’re right. It very well could be a sports movie, but it’s really not, but it kinda is...

Buccaneers do NOT need to stay. Just vacate that crappy 2003 Super Bowl between them and the Raiders and we’ll be playing SB 50 again this January.

Mushnick is just awful in general. I kind of like the NY Post’s Sports and some of the columnists, but whenever I want to self-flagellate a little and ruin my day, I read Mushnick and my life is instantly made a little worse.

Holy crap! That stat is possibly worse than the no-wins-by-a-drafted-QB-since-1987. How is Andy Reid only the second coach to have successfully navigated a playoff victory since Hank Stram left in 1974? That’s completely inept.

Wait... what the hell is tomato jam? Never heard of it, but isn’t ketchup tomato jam?

Boy, you really hate rookies, huh.

After every WYTS I think to myself, all the really loathsome, despicable teams have surely been documented and profiled. I thought the Redskins were the coup de gras, but lo and behold, the Bengals come up and prove me wrong.

I did not know that. My respect for the Bengals was knocked just a smidge lower with this information.

From a Giant fan’s perspective 1998 was cosmic justice. The year before, your mediocre Vikings came back in a playoff game they should never have been in and beat a pretty decent Giant team. The Giants were a dysfunctional bunch and coach Jim Fassell screwed the pooch for sure, but it was still a bitter pill. Was not…

This aggression will not stand, man. The Giants have played three of the top 5 most entertaining SB’s in 50 years. If you only remember them as Patriot and Buffalo losses then you were very drunk watching the games.

Never thought of the Jets as bland or generic, but you’re kinda right. The lack of great players to pass through their locker room is startlingly slim given that they’ve been around over 50 years. You’ve got Maynard (hello, AFL)... Namath (injury riddled, spotty career)... Klecko (let’s not go crazy now)... Martin…

Your best friend is an email?

The woman being interviewed about the Jaguars draft was hilarious. I wonder how many years she had that beach house that was, nevertheless, a few blocks from the beach?

+1 Bravo, sir

I’m going to go with fat and pink.