Nobody in the country outside of Mass is rooting for the Bruins to win nor do we want to read about their victories, so Deadspin doesn’t write about them. 

Nathan Peterman is a shoelace meant for 5 eyelets when your cleats have 8.

Barnold?

And Democrats had how many great presidents to call their own? I’m gonna spot you one...

No such things. All boobs are great

Perhaps your wife is not in the right seat.

Kevin is a disgusting person and should be ashamed of himself two times

By “googling”, Smurph obviously means using an Etch a Sketch.

Yep. They are still there on I-87 from NYC to Albany. Can’t speak to whether they hang around when I-87 hooks left to Buffalo.

The Champagne of Beers needs no introduction and makes no apologies.

Yep. It’s still out there in nearly every Manhattan bar and you’ll pay $12 for it. It’s beer for people who don’t know what the hell to drink. I once ordered it accidentally when I felt pressured to get place my drink order and I remember immediately thinking “FUCK!”

9 Nations is a great book by Joel Garreau that explains demographics and regionalism. He followed that up with another good book, “Edge City” which described the way cities, suburbs and exurbs will take hold.

It’s the super-region of Pennsyltucky

My son has this poster on his wall. I dwell and think of it often

That’s the worst story ever.

Wrong pitcher (or wrong bosoms).

I always heard it as “lunatics running the asylum” which is also not great, but would have infuriated only those concerned with mental health. His distortion of this very old saying must be an old racist white guy version of it.

Agreed

Don’t know what it means to be a regressive although I’m pretty sure that I am not one. Please don’t educate me on what it means because I don’t care.

Playing the anthem before games is silly. It’s a sporting event, not a call to arms. Just stop the practice altogether please.