I kind of wish he had a super heavy Minnesotan accent, and I also kind of wish when he killed Theon he would have looked right at the camera and had asked: “Cold enough for ya?”.
Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.
He died for our takes.
“Stanley died? Stanley who? The Cup guy?”
He’s probably hanging out at the airport just in case.
“bombastic grifter”
This whole “serving” thing is BS. Joining the military is fucking job.
Nathan Peterman is the only uncompleted side of a Rubik’s Cube.
Nathan Peterman eats his Cheerios hot and Spaghetti-O’s cold.
Gregg Williams is a bounty of bad takes.
First they need to apologize for what they did to pizza.
Lions fans hate themselves.
The Bills making it to four Super Bowls is like Portugal once being a world power, an historical fluke that will never, ever happen again.
Owning one J.P. Losman jersey is bad. Owning two J.P. Losman jerseys is sad and pathetic. Owning three J.P. Losman jerseys makes you J.P. Losman.
alternative headline, “GQ Finally Gets Joke.”