Umm... Anything wrapped in bacon with chili sauce added will be addictive. Why would you choose water chestnuts?

I think you’re correct with the bagel bites. Was going to side with pizza rolls and/or hot pockets, but I’ve never had a bagel bite that didn’t inflict pain on the roof of the mouth when hot. They’re impossible to calibrate - you win!

+1. But never mention his name again

These are actual photos from the Jimmy Johns site. I’m never eating anywhere that these two jack offs with their shitty grins touch food with their nasty ass thumbs.

That is the least tempting food item I’ve ever heard described. Throw that crap in the toilet and let Liam wipe the rim with his disgusting sock.

There is no way anybody does this. I’m as disgusting as the next guy but that is not human behavior. You’re actually going out of your way to be repulsive.

She can eat an apple through a fence.

Agree with you on the meh attitude towards Bruce. Good early stuff that is so completely played out that if I never heard any of it again I’d be cool with it. However, since I live in NJ, I feel it’s my personal calling to annoy everyone I meet in this god-forsaken state proclaiming that Bruce is overrated and hasn’t…

I never would’ve known that but it makes perfect sense. Going to Saratoga in a month and I suppose I’ll channel my drunken aggression away from the 5'2" dude skulking in the corner with his Tecate.

Coors Original aka The Banquet Beer. Pretty universally accepted as one of the best American macro-brewed suds. Can’t go wrong with that at 40, let alone 15 years old.

My God, I think you’re my half-brother

I have to say that was one of the things that caught my eye too. Never mind the cold cut mascot - what’s with the useless little playpens?

+1 Yossarian

I don’t like the cut of this douchebag’s jib one little bit.

You forgot ballcocks

Oh my God. CC’s got cameltoe