Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

No, honestly, I wasn’t super into the dungeons in the older games, either, but in at least a few cases (Ocarina most obviously), they were where the game flexed its imagination the most. It’s a bummer to think that there aren’t any in this new one.

From a technical standpoint, like you said you’ve got a WAYS to go.

you get a star and a twitter like because this is the perfect reason to teach yourself something new!

[endless, thunderous, earth-shaking fart noise]

He’s in the game, along with every other candidate. (I actually downloaded it and opened it)

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

You forgot:

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

OK fine, but, they sure did sock a lotta dingers off those Cardinals!

Oh wait, shit. That wasn’t me. That was Barry Petchesky. Sorry.

ok well see you next year when they rehash this again so they can get some traffic http://kotaku.com/to-buy-all-of-…

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

Please if you are having suicidal thoughts or just struggling with depression talk to a friend or call the suicide prevention hotline. They’re there to help: 1-800-273-8255.

How interesting that the team who tried to unionize beats the team from a school named after a racist robber baron on Labor Day weekend.

Good to know that the Spanish for “hat trick” is “el hat trick”.

Quick search online and I found how many vitamins it has:

AN OUT IS AN OUT

I imagine the cans were chewy

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