anyway here is my sweet rodent son and I would die for him

you say rodent infestation, I say FREE PETS

I’m sorry Albert and Drew but those are the rules

I was ready to be Very Mad Online at this list but nah you pretty much nailed it — though I’d put Monopoly down there with Life. I don’t think I’ve ever completed a full game.

Semi-off topic, but a video game I really like has contests where players compete to see whose opinion is RIGHT AND GOOD. The last one was cake vs ice cream, and this one is ketchup vs. mayo.

What is your go-to piece of media for when you’re having a bad day and really need to cheer yourself up?

For me, the overworld puzzles scratch that itch, I dunno. There are lots! And like, the special shrines (go to Eventide Island or Thyphlo Ruins) do a good job in making up for that. Personally, the dungeons were always my least favorite part of Zelda games, but that might just be me???

is it because of the anime?

Is it okay to start day drinking because I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to see a doctor through at least the entirety of 2018 now? Follow-up: what should I drink?

For real? Thanks! I’m not entirely happy with how the chromakeying turned out but I’LL TAKE IT

I specifically learned how to edit videos just to do this. (I know it’s kinda crappy bear with me it was literally my first time)

Typical JEZEBEL Fake! News!!!!

OH DANG FOUND IT

I had a ball game like this as a kid, but it was themed after Sonic the Hedgehog. I’ve been looking for it online since, but I haven’t been able to find a single trace or mention of it anywhere.

aw man, Seeing Beal on this list makes me almost as sad as including him on this list must have made you.

did you just completely forget that the yankees play in new york or

Jowls.

Any reason why Gear VR wasn’t included? It’s by far my favorite gadget that has been released all year.

the amazin’ mazin

Like, to work there.