Certainly seems like an overreaction, but ... how about that clock in the lower right hand corner. Halftime, perhaps?

3-pointers are really exciting, you guys.

Can we call it a STRONG, WRONG FUCKING TAKE?

I can confirm that this happened, and that those conclusions are so true.

Thank You Based Rankings

"Can we make it to the Eastern Conference Finals?"

this is the worst rice news ive heard all week

Nice non-dated reference...'scuse me while I order another case of laser disc polish...

I went to college at Northwestern, so most of my sentences start just like this one did.

How far did he punt that player?

now if QB Bills can only win his case against Tecmo

Actually, they can't, unless they are willing to self-report a violation for "impermissible fecal delicacies"

NCAA to Players: It's not fair that the sports that make the most money should follow a different set of rules from all of the other athletes.

Yep, we posted that on Monday brother.

Can't wait for Albert Burneko's kid to make him tacos using ground turkey. A restraining order and a visit from social services will soon follow.

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

I'm no baseball historian, but I believe it all goes back to the 1979 decision to change the "four strikes and you're out" rule.

Eh, it wold be fun to watch everyone freak the fuck out about Jeter, but our general attitude toward performance enhancing drugs is an apathetic one.

..... a rapist.

I lived in DC in the 90's, and Kornheiser and Wilpon were a legit reason to get up and go physically pick up a Washington Post. I moved away and lost touch with that sort of media, but loved PTI when it first came on, here were my smart and funny old friends, look at how cute their awkward, growing pains on TV for…