that's actually fair enough. I was thinking in theory in the post, not in practice.

I've tried that before— but I've found that in practice, though lime juice is great for preserving guac covered in the fridge, it's less effective when it's out in the open being eaten. Especially if you're making it yourself and not buying preservative-laden guac from the store.

You're fucking insane.

Though I will heartily agree that guac is, bar none, the best dip, I honestly don't think it's the best for watching ALL THE SPORTS. Yes, it's versatile, but if you are planning on having a bunch of friends over on Sunday to watch all the football games— from the early to the late slate, that shit is going to brown.

Bart's "look", at least the way he's drawn and appears, changes too. To be honest, I don't really see the difference.

Whoops! My bad, I'm dumb (and also at work). Thanks, man!

So... is this out or not? When can I get it? Pricing? That information would be nice to have.

And by corollary, Soda Shaq is also #1. Where it belongs. It also belongs mixed with rum and in my mouth.

OKAY COME ON THAT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT

legit dry heaving

i'm seriously about to vomit

I did. I can't stop tasting it. Tasting what I think it tastes like. It tastes like madness. Madness and rancid plastic.

I can't fucking believe— Albert. Al. I love your column, I really do. And this one is pretty great. But now that you've mentioned the fact that some people put goddamned peanut butter on american cheese and eat it... Goddamnit, man. I haven't been able to get what that terrible mess probably tastes like out of…

Fuck you. +1

To be fair, NFL uptempo is not college uptempo. Look at Cal's offense, or hell, Oregon's offense from last year. Not that the Eagles played slow, but I kinda get where Kelly is coming from.

Well, to be fair, me either. But then again, Costa Rica was pushing to play too, as they were really gaining momentum at that time. Both teams decided to play on.

Good point. Not every nation has archmages that can control the weather to their liking like the USA does.

BUT WHERE DOES LONG ISLAND RANK

Dumb. +1

Right? I mean I'd be pissed off too, but like, kicking myself pissed. Not like, being a total dick to everyone pissed.