Also, I watched that snow game. The Costa Ricans were gaining momentum as the snow started. They were yelling that they wanted to play on at first. But then, as more and more of their drives were killed, they changed their tune. You can't have it both ways.

gold cup champions bro what you gonna do about it

So, you obviously either went to Northwestern, Iowa, or Minnesota. Because otherwise I wouldn't be laughing this hard. Holy shit dude, well done.

oh my fucking god

I mean, plus, ESPN at least has a pretty sweet app for that, so you don't even need your laptop or tablet.

YOU'RE A MADMAN
A GENIUS MADMAN

Ooooooooo. Interesting. Not sold on the vinegar, but I'll give it a try.

Crack some eggs into a bowl, beat them a bit, then pour them in after the noodles and everything have cooked. So good.

Holy fucking shit, there's a Cheddar Cheese flavor?

Oh fuck that. That's not true in practice. Your cartridge is a rental too, because hell, maybe you could lose it.

Mm, fair point. Personally, however, I do see the value in the physical cart - I prefer them! I just, you know, don't prefer them that much.

I will never understand why people think digital downloads/distribution is so evil. It's not a scrap. It's literally the same exact game. You just don't have to lug a cartridge around with you. It's not an inferior product, though, to be fair, it doesn't come with a case or a printed manual.

MY GOD

Don't worry, Jason. I'm sure idiots on the internet will still find ways to complain about this.

Cheap standing room tickets for flights under 3 hours.

Hey— thanks for the shout out! I definitely appreciate it.

By the way— mushrooms, shrimp, mussels and I are on actually pretty decent terms now.

FOOLERY

SOLD.

HEY TINA. Important question. On a scale from 1-Spiderman 2, how fun is traversing the city, exploring and finding collectibles?