Well, the thing is, I would have LOVED seeing Bruce Lee in Expendables 2.

As much as I love the man, Bruce Lee left us so fucking early that we have no choice but to project greatness.

Here's the thing. If everything you buy (to eat) is free, you have the choice to get all the super expensive stuff that is delicious but still healthy. Like, you know, premium sushi-grade tuna, kobe beef, fucking truffle mushrooms, and all that shit. The healthy shit you'd eat would taste much better than the most…

Florida and Alaska. I feel bad for not inviting Alaska, because I'm sure Alaska's a fine enough state, and I really like it, but I just feel like it wouldn't have fun at the party, it wouldn't have anyone to talk to, and would end up just splitting at like 11 pm to hang out with Canada and Russia. Maybe it'd…

Which job that you've worked had the worst toilet paper?

Holy fuck, bananas are in jerk sauce?

It's only just beginning, Evan.

So much good advice! Thanks so much!

Amazing. Thanks for the advice, man! I had Shrimp Bobo tonight from a Brazilian place I love, and holy shit, it was pretty good! I'll definitely be branching out more. Even to bananas.

Hnnnngh oh man so good

The weird thing is I love plantains and plantain chips...

It's the texture. I love banana bread, but when I eat it, all I can think of is the mealy, chalky banana texture. Also the smell.

But hey, if it makes you hate me less, what the hell should I do about my banana hate? Same thing— wait till I'm starving and then get myself a banana milkshake or a frozen one dipped in chocolate or a grilled one covered in caramel or oh god all of those things sound so good

It's funny, a similar thing happened with me and olives, except I was at work and hadn't eaten all day, and they catered lunch with pizza, but ALL OF THE SLICES HAD OLIVES ON THEM.

Thanks much! I'll definitely give that a try. I was also thinking I might try preparing some of these myself, so I have more control over flavors, or whatever. Though I will say, Albert's advice seems pretty great.

Sam here!

Thanks for the advice— I've always found my own palate odd. I love tongue, I eat fish eyeballs, tripe, other traditionally "weird" foods, but I can't get over some of my hang ups on like, mussels or whatever. I really appreciate your advice, and will really, truly, take it to heart, even though I'm still in…

HEY.

Holy shit, Linh.