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No Mario against a background of clouds with a Power Mushroom hanging right in front of his face? I am disappoint.

What do you think the chances are of us getting more AAA video game adaptations of 80's classic action films? I mean, we've got Mad Max— I'd love to see a Rambo or another T2.

I wasn't even fucking having a bad day. My day didn't need to be made. I'm going to a party tonight, and have lots of exciting plans for the weekend. But goddamn if that Vine didn't just make my fucking day.

oh my god yesssssss

Aw, for real? I thought it'd be full of people falling down hilariously and twisted ankles and people overrunning balls and stuff. I'm thinking like, soccer on beaches. Like, deep sand.

Oh man. This thread got real dark real fast.

I would pay good goddamn money to see:

Is there any hope to hear anything novel or fresh from any of the writers on The MMQB, or will they all be assimilated? Will Peter King form them all into mini-PKs, slowly hiring more and more writers until he has a small army of Kinglets poised to drain the nation's nugget supply?

Now I feel vindicated. I've been using the term "ladybro" for years.

All I saw in the interview was no cutscenes. I can't read Japanese, so I don't know for sure, but if all Sakurai said was no cutscenes, that doesn't mean there's no subspace-like story mode— just that there won't be CG cutscenes.

Besides, nothing beats the "congratulations" screens anyway.

Johnny Milquetoast is the name of the indie shoegaze band I just started right now

Word to the wise— JLAB earbuds are fucking garbage. The sound quality is shitty-to-middling, and if you keep them anyplace that isn't, like, padded with cotton balls and unicorn farts, the housing around the earbud speaker will come apart.

As a wrestling fan, and someone who's done some shitty amateur pro wrestling shows with college buddies, just, wow.

I was at work, and laughed out loud when PK answered the "Loftiest player of all time?" question. People looked at me, and I had to tab away from KSK.

Casually lost in this is that Peter King is doing an AMA, and it is one of the funniest things I've read on the internet in a while.

Is it me, or does Syndrome look, like, a lot fatter and weirder than he does in the movie?

Brilliant.

Well, obviously. My questions is if there's a time before the food goes bad, where it's obvious it's not getting eaten, and I can drunkenly eat it without being a dick because I'm out of money and I'm not eating raw ramen again damn it

What's the statute of limitations on leftovers? I feel like, you know, there's a time between leaving your shit in the fridge, and that shit going bad, where it should be fair game. I'm sick of throwing away food that was delicious at some point in time and now has gone bad.
1 week? 2 weeks?